Protekting nvestors, fair markits & kapital formashun

...def not enablin insider tradin, markit manipulashun & regulatry evasion to kreate a finanshul dystopia 4 my frens n me

Keep Goonin

“"YOLO? More like YOSC - You Only Serve Corporations! That's been my life motto at the SCE. But hey, when the market's tanking and your investments are in the toilet, just remember: I got your back... and my hand in your pocket!”

Gery Goonsler, Cheir at SCEGuv

Get $GOONSLER

Oh, you want to get in on this whole Solana craze, do ya? Well, let ol' Gery break it down for you, since apparently I'm supposed to know about this stuff.

First, ya gotta CREATE A SOLANA WALLET. Cuz nothin' says "securitee" like trustin' yer digital moniez to somethin' called Phantom or Solflare, amirite? Just slap dat extension on yer browser or download da app and follow da instrukshuns. And fer goodness sake, keep yer recovery phrase safe - wouldn't want anyone else gettin' their grubby hands on yer precious SOL!

Next up, ya gotta GET SOME SOL. Cuz what good's a wallet without some sweet, sweet Solana to fill it up? Head on over to one of them fancy exchanges like Binance or Coinbase and buy yerself some SOL. Then, just withdraw it to yer shiny new Solana wallet address. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!

Finally, it's time to SWAP ON Raydium. Cuz why just HODL yer SOL when you can swap it around like a high-stakes game of digital hot potato? Mosey on over to Raydium, connect yer wallet, set yer swap amount, and confirm. Just follow the prompts on yer wallet interface to approve the transaction, and voila! You're now a bonafide Solana swapper.

But remember, folks - the SCE totally has yer back in all this. We're definitely not just sittin' around scratchin' our heads while y'all navigate this wild west of crypto. Trust in Gery Goonsler, and together we'll ride this Solana rocket straight to the moon! Or, ya know, to financial ruin. Whichever comes first.

Total Supply
10 mil
Circ Supply
100%
Mintable or Mutable
Nope
Ownership
Renounced
CA
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